About

Hi! My name is Brittany.

I like apricots. I also like bananas.

My favorite movie is The Last Unicorn. Don't judge me, you know it's cool.

When I was a child, my mother told me I could be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. Naturally, I chose what every 5 year old dreams of becoming. A corporate wage slave. I'm now one of the lucky few people who get to boast that I grew up to be what I always dreamed of being!

The end.

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Bet you thought there was going to be something informative down here. Sorry for the let down. Here’s a picture of some ice-cream to make it up to you.

Feel free to comment on your favorite flavor.